Your Fallacies

I don't know if you know

Your fallacies are showing

And it ain't too pretty

If you want to argue with me

Please be sure you have a fact

Or two or three or even more

Personal attacks aren't facts

Name calling card playing of those

Rational arguments are not made

Ad hominen is not allowed either

Remember as the wise man said

Facts are stubborn things

Debate without facts is empty

Useless fruitless futile non sequiturs

I'll have none of that please

If you want to take that tack

I'll just move on to better things

To do with my precious little time

Not that many breathes or heartbeats

As the countdown is nearing end

So I don't have time to play

With grown spoiled old children

It's a tiresome game of waste

Find some else whose tail

You wish to twist or step on

This cat will just bat you down

And eat you for lunch in the process.